Him or Me?
Patrick Carr
Issue date: 2/5/10 Section: Entertainment
How much I despise the name Emerson.
Let him live like Lord Tennyson.
Foolish.
Like his words of mocking Intellect.
Send him off to the woods, which he will respect.
Arrogant.
You suck off the nipple of Nature.
Let me tell you how much I hate ya.
Individualist.
Your love and mistress is the sun.
Once you get started you'll never be done.
Preacher.
You tell me to live my own life
Yet put down that for which I strife.
Dreamer.
You live in a world made up in your head.
It'd shock me if you ever got any in bed.
Disrespectful.
If I took all your works together
And burned them we'd be better.
Inexperienced.
In your words there is nothing to be taught.
In your words there isn't a single thought.
Uninspiring.
Let him live like Lord Tennyson.
Foolish.
Like his words of mocking Intellect.
Send him off to the woods, which he will respect.
Arrogant.
You suck off the nipple of Nature.
Let me tell you how much I hate ya.
Individualist.
Your love and mistress is the sun.
Once you get started you'll never be done.
Preacher.
You tell me to live my own life
Yet put down that for which I strife.
Dreamer.
You live in a world made up in your head.
It'd shock me if you ever got any in bed.
Disrespectful.
If I took all your works together
And burned them we'd be better.
Inexperienced.
In your words there is nothing to be taught.
In your words there isn't a single thought.
Uninspiring.
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